It’s better out than in, they say but that definitely is NOT the case in this house.
Back in the days when it was just us girls… I could handle the odd bottom burp, even the eye watering variety, But now the house is up to 5 members and the boys are catching up the girls in numbers, These days when i brave it out of bedroom, full hazard gear, a gas mask and mag light are needed, just to get through the brown mist that lingers in the hallway
''MUUUUUUUM'' - oh dear god, it must be morning and inevitably, one of the kids has clearly lost something! The funny thing is, I have the worst memory known to man so, i don't really know why they bother asking me at all.... but they do!